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Burning Man 2007: The Green Man
FIRST TIMERS: Check out the Survival Guide! ARE YOU EXCITED YET?!! ANNOUNCEMENTS: 08/18/07: TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!! Thanks to our lovely Harborchik for the instructions for sizing and making a toga! Try the links over there --> 08/01/07: Thanks to my genius brain and Boxxxus' knowledge of the hands on a clock, we have a new map! Send Horny Goat Weed a message with any changes! 07/15/07:Burning Man Organization reminds us: NO live plants, peat moss, or anything living (including US) in our camp! Jesus of Arabia (aka Monkey Boy)	The gracious god of godlessness, beneficent Boxxxus Nexus, beckons you to consociate with curious compatriots whilst availing yourself of his abundance of cubic, alcoholic potation. Translation: Come make some new friends over quality boxed wine! Join our camp party! Thursday Night (5pm to 7-ish or whenever)! On the Playa, our camp is located on Coral Reef , between 9 and 9:30 (but closer to 9)! Want to join the fun, but don't have a thing to wear? Try these links to make your own toga: 1) Take the Toga Calculator for a spin, print the pattern & sew it! 2) Okay, it's made! How the hell do I wear this thing? GROOVY ACOLYTES: Horny Goat Weed Monkey Boy Scooter Harborchik Boxxxus Eyefleye Beech! RICO (Ask RICO what his name means. It's Cool!)	Freaky Links (... to Help You Get Yer Freak On) FlashyBlinkyLights.com HokeySpokes Bike Lights Make-yer-Own Bike Lights Built yer Own Dome Creative Shelters French Rabbit Wine Three Thieves Wine Black Box Wine Glow-in-the_Dark Paint Stuff Furry Burning Man Coats Scratch-n-Sniff How to Make LED Throwies The OFFICIAL Lava Lamp Site Online Lava Lamps, Etc. Make Your OWN Lava Lamp from Scratch! Radio-controlled UFO 12 Weeks to a Burning Bod (Uh... or come as you are!) Erowid and You Desert Gear Nightvision Goggles
Purple Flaming Pimp (The New Playa Cocktail Sensation!) Scooter in that Cute Red Sable Number (Damn that Bitch Looks Fine!)	Sharing the Playa Love What the Campers Have Agreed to Bring for Camp Use EYEFLEYE: • 20' Dome & Parachute Cover • 1 Kitchen Stove • 1 Folding Table for Kitchen • Kitchen Utensils • Dishwashing & Rinsing Buckets • 1 Garbage Bag Container • 1 Ice Wagon • 1 Large Cooler • 4 Folding Chairs • 1 Hammock • Letter message board • Wooden shower pallet • Ratchet set • Bike pump • Power inverter • 2 Extension cords (how long?) • 12x15 carpeting for dome • 5 Boxes of wine • 4 "Sail" flags w/ poles BOXXXUS & HARBORCHIK: • 1 Folding Table • 3 Folding Chairs • 1 Hammock Chair • 1 Camp Shovel • 1 Sledge Hammer • 1 Large Cooler • Shower & Evap. Pond (Campers: Bring yer solar shower bags!) • Dome Cushions & Pillows • Teapot • Coffee Press • Electric Drill, Cordless • iPod Speaker System (Campers: Bring yer iPods, loaded with MUSIC to plug into this thing!) • Rolls of Fabric, Red & Yellow • Kitchen tent (Yay!) • 10 Boxes of Wine! MONKEY BOY & HORNY GOAT WEED: • 1 Shade Structure • Costume Tent • 2 Folding Chairs • 1 Large Cooler • 10 Boxes of Wine • Rebar (14 stakes) w/ Tennis Balls • String lanterns, tea lights for the dome or shade structures SCOOTER: • Fire Pit • Small Propane Barbecue • Carpet (6x9) • 1 6' Folding Table • Ice wagon • 4 folding chairs • Tool Box (with tools - rubber mallet, various wrenches/screwdrivers, clamps, etc.) • Well stocked First Aid box • Lantern • 5 Boxes of wine • Cooler BEECH: RICO: • 2- 10x10 pop-up shade structures • 8x10 carpet • 2- folding tables 6' • 1/2 green parachute • 4 Boxes of Wine • propane cooktop • 1 large cooler • Give-away packages of seeds • One Green Man (under construction) • 3 gongs • 2-folding chairs • Recycle stuff for the EdenProject > Want to add or change something? Click HERE! Stuff We Still Need (or Not, You Decide): • Camp Lighting, Lanterns • Boxed Wine! • Ground covers or tarps • Liquor & Mixers • Shade Awnings (Fabric, Grommets, Tie- Rope, & Poles)	Nobody Does "Casual Friday" Better Than Boxxxus! Hey Wankers! Here's the Top-Secret Recipe for the Best Bloody Mary in the Whole Bloody World: HORNY'S BLOODY MARY Fill glass with ice! Speed pour 2.5 to 3 oz of your fav vodka! (5 counts outta do you just fine!) Dash 'o Worchestshire Fill to top with Mr. & Mrs. T's Premium Blend Bloody Mary Mix! Add olive! Suck it down!
"Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is." -Mae West It's that time of year again at Scooter Ranch. The young shearlings are ready to be shaved...		The Rocky Mountain Silver-backed Beaver-Boy is an reclusive creature, shown here baring his teeth to warn would-be intruders.